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Dominic Morlino's avatar

Terrific stuff😂 thank you for doing the work!

Johnathan Wintres's avatar

You had me until Up hahhah

Axel F. Steeger's avatar

Thank you for this hilarious post.

But you know what is rather stunning/worrying: That I wouldn't be surprised, if someone would post this somewhere on Substack on a different date with different intentions yet same takes...

Gerry Box's avatar

🤣 most enjoyable Substack ever…I’m entering the Catholic Church this Easter and was beginning to wonder if I should go Eastern Orthodox before it was too late 🧐

Joe Wilson's avatar

🤣 glad that this, at least, is only a phony stumbling block! Congrats on swimming the Tiber, we'll be praying for you this Easter!

Bethany Doyle's avatar

Be Byzantine Catholic and be both.

Gerry Box's avatar

Ah, to late Bethany, I have done the deed!

Maxwell Bonanza's avatar

Lol you had me up until you got to Ratatouille. No way anyone could object to that movie!

Aidan Fitzgibbons's avatar

Damnit I’m going to hell…

Maire's avatar

I was just about to storm

:D

Maximilian Maier's avatar

Most of these movies are great

Joe Wilson's avatar

Indeed they are. Check the publication date. :)

Maximilian Maier's avatar

Oh I didn't see that Thanks

Betsy's avatar

You 100% had me going (I didn’t like Soul or Inside Out) until you started in on Coco which I adore - good one, boys!!! Ya got me!

Franciscan Poet's avatar

My kids have long been grown, so I hadn't seen some of he first movies. But when I got to Ratatouille I knew it had to be an April Fools prank!

Ceil Delaney's avatar

Good one! I was about to unsubscribe, until I got to the end!

Kaleb Hammond's avatar

The first three were actually pretty accurate. lol Great work!

Cap Stewart's avatar

Pixar: the studio Catholics should avoid most!

T. Martin's avatar

I was so ready to battle you over Inside Out until the Up entry made me realize it was April Fools.

Francis Reck's avatar

Definitely a head scratcher till I got to the end. I guess the St. Hilarius reference should have been a tip off. I shouldn’t read this kind of stuff before having my first cup of coffee. 😂

Mark Legg's avatar

I realized at Coco 😂 well played (one month on after April 1)